blue-eyed-hanji:

this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that

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I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

  • Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
  • Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
  • Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
  • Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
  • -uncomfortable silence-
  • Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
  • Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
  • Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
  • Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
  • -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
  • Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
  • Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

he is so yummy even with the crumb catcher.

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stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

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knightslight:

Famous actors in Studio Ghibli and steam boy which you may not recognise. 

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mistastein:

sexistant:

quoting-teens:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious pictures and comebacks EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 79 followers from reblogging this?

mistastein:

sexistant:

quoting-teens:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious pictures and comebacks EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 79 followers from reblogging this?

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you know what would be nice if some random stranger would give me money… Please, like that would ever happen. I can’t take it anymore having to pay out so much money, just to be left to survive on fuck all. Just gotta find that silver lining, i know its somewhere around here.

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

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austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

austene3:

OFFICER ON DECK!

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